I don't know about you, but my first day in Afghanistan was probably one of the most frightening and, frankly, nerve-racking experiences I've had in the past few years. Foreign country, foreign customs and people trying to kill me. But what did I do? I grabbed my trusty rifle, went outside and had a cigarette. Beyond the fact that there may or may not have been any noticeable chemical effect on my body, the simple act of taking five minutes to focus on something I enjoy during a day filled with tension and dire responsibility helped me put my situation in perspective and get back to my duties.
But more and more, there is a high price to be paid for my ability to take this time for myself. I don't mean the rising cost of cigarettes. I mean, of course, the social stigma that is being attached to smokers. Note how I say smokers — not smoking, not cigarettes, not corporate bad guys who try to get people hooked at the age of 5. Smokers themselves are beginning to be vilified in order to push an agenda that has no purpose other than to force a minority to take unreasonable actions in order to eliminate a mild discomfort from the lives of the majority.
I am not, however, completely unreasonable. In fact, I consider myself amicable to any compromise that is advantageous to both parties. But the reality is any radius around buildings chosen to establish a buffer between smokers and non-smokers is completely arbitrary. Moreover, increasing this distance is an act to further a pretentious disdain for smoking held by those with a paranoid attitude toward their health and a ludicrous belief that somehow the Constitution gives them the right to force others to submit to some ridiculous stipulation intended only to make their lives mildly more comfortable.
But let's look at this point by point. First, anyone who actually thinks that second-hand smoke, short of locking lips and pumping the smoke into your lungs, causes any sort of health problem is deluded beyond belief and should seek professional and pharmaceutical help. Next is the smell. Okay, I'm granting you this one but only to a point. I personally hate the smell of cigarette smoke. But the fact of the matter is after several years of smoking I've found there is pretty much nothing I can do short of smoking outside the tri-state area.
A bit of an exaggeration I admit, but my point remains the same. There is no "best" distance for this buffer, and as such, non-smokers should just learn to live with it, as they have hangnails, low-flying aircraft and massive government corruption.
In response to this potential pointless change in a policy that is barely enforced and needlessly contrived, I choose to simply keep smoking outside and having enough respect for people that I'm not breathing down their necks while I do it. However, all of this pales in comparison to the prospect that the university or the Student Government Association would even consider creating a policy to ban smoking on the campus. I didn't fight in Afghanistan to have our rights restricted. I didn't have friends die to have our freedoms lost. Should the university ever enact such an outrageous measure, you'll know where to find me: I'll be on the big M at the center of the campus, smoking a cigarette and carrying an American flag and a copy of the Constitution.
Jason Rauen is a junior mathematics major. He can be reached at jrauen at umd dot edu.


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N-nitrosomines NNN is what john hopkins is trying to make a claim at for non-smoker lung cancer and shs.....that dog dont hunt and they know it.....N-nitrosomines is inorganic arsenic.....or pee cancer as some in the industry call it with a chuckle.......heres the deal, first dose makes the poison and here they have definatly lost their collective minds at johns hopkins.....inorganic arsenic is created in the body a chemical process however'' dose makes the poison'' you injest this stuff from eating grilled foods, drinking a glass of water and many other things.....point is dose....epa says that 29 picograms in a glass of water aint gonna harm ya nor will that grilled chicken ya ate lastnite....What your getting bombarded with is the biggest healthscare pack of lies since alcohol prohibition...as they ran the same healthscare campign back then on drink as they are on smoking.......94% WATER VAPOR AND AIR...........I just cant stop laughing.
they measured levels at 0-29 picograms....which is totally safe.its the same as drinking a glass of water..the amount has to be 5 million times that to be harmful to humans........you see how they switched it. Trying to blame shs for what is actually a natural thing. The levels of other things in shs if they can be measured at all are millions if not billions of times smaller than the amounts needed to harm anyone......just remember this second hand smoke is a joke within nano seconds from the burn it turns into WATER VAPOR.....Even the exhaled smoke is loaded down with water vapor...osha has said nothing in shs/ets is going to harm you or anyone else.....what shs will do is irritate those with weak immune responces.......thats why shs is classified as a class 3 IRRITANT BY OSHA AND THE EPA.....Remember this a prohibition movement must rely on scare tactics and big money in order to succeed to the level of getting legislation....These outdoor regulations are even crazier than the first claims made for indoor bans.......lets do the silly math if one cig lets off 29 pico grams.We will use the high side of their measurement........and it takes 5 million picograms then thats 5 million divided by 29 = IN CIGARETTES SMOKED AT ONE TIME IN A SEALED ROOM.........172,414 CIGS SMOKED SIMULTANEOUSLY..........DIVIDE THAT BY 20 TO GET PACKS.........8620 PACKS ALL TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME...........SECOND HAND SMOKE IS A JOKE........and this same thing applies to anything they claim in shs/ets.........dont be fooled
As for secondhand smoke in the air, OSHA has stated outright that: "Field studies of environmental tobacco smoke indicate that under normal conditions, the components in tobacco smoke are diluted below existing Permissible Exposure Levels (PELS.) as referenced in the Air Contaminant Standard (29 CFR 1910.1000)...It would be very rare to find a workplace with so much smoking that any individual PEL would be exceeded." -Letter From Greg Watchman, Acting Sec'y, OSHA, To Leroy J Pletten, PHD, July 8, 1997
-harleyrider1978
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