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Guest column: Smokers push back

Published: Thursday, November 19, 2009

Updated: Thursday, November 19, 2009 00:11

I don't know about you, but my first day in Afghanistan was probably one of the most frightening and, frankly, nerve-racking experiences I've had in the past few years. Foreign country, foreign customs and people trying to kill me. But what did I do? I grabbed my trusty rifle, went outside and had a cigarette. Beyond the fact that there may or may not have been any noticeable chemical effect on my body, the simple act of taking five minutes to focus on something I enjoy during a day filled with tension and dire responsibility helped me put my situation in perspective and get back to my duties.

But more and more, there is a high price to be paid for my ability to take this time for myself. I don't mean the rising cost of cigarettes. I mean, of course, the social stigma that is being attached to smokers. Note how I say smokers — not smoking, not cigarettes, not corporate bad guys who try to get people hooked at the age of 5. Smokers themselves are beginning to be vilified in order to push an agenda that has no purpose other than to force a minority to take unreasonable actions in order to eliminate a mild discomfort from the lives of the majority.

I am not, however, completely unreasonable. In fact, I consider myself amicable to any compromise that is advantageous to both parties. But the reality is any radius around buildings chosen to establish a buffer between smokers and non-smokers is completely arbitrary. Moreover, increasing this distance is an act to further a pretentious disdain for smoking held by those with a paranoid attitude toward their health and a ludicrous belief that somehow the Constitution gives them the right to force others to submit to some ridiculous stipulation intended only to make their lives mildly more comfortable.

But let's look at this point by point. First, anyone who actually thinks that second-hand smoke, short of locking lips and pumping the smoke into your lungs, causes any sort of health problem is deluded beyond belief and should seek professional and pharmaceutical help. Next is the smell. Okay, I'm granting you this one but only to a point. I personally hate the smell of cigarette smoke. But the fact of the matter is after several years of smoking I've found there is pretty much nothing I can do short of smoking outside the tri-state area.

A bit of an exaggeration I admit, but my point remains the same. There is no "best" distance for this buffer, and as such, non-smokers should just learn to live with it, as they have hangnails, low-flying aircraft and massive government corruption.

In response to this potential pointless change in a policy that is barely enforced and needlessly contrived, I choose to simply keep smoking outside and having enough respect for people that I'm not breathing down their necks while I do it. However, all of this pales in comparison to the prospect that the university or the Student Government Association would even consider creating a policy to ban smoking on the campus. I didn't fight in Afghanistan to have our rights restricted. I didn't have friends die to have our freedoms lost.  Should the university ever enact such an outrageous measure, you'll know where to find me: I'll be on the big M at the center of the campus, smoking a cigarette and carrying an American flag and a copy of the Constitution.

Jason Rauen is a junior mathematics major. He can be reached at jrauen at umd dot edu.

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mike
Tue Nov 24 2009 18:56
To Fred Ma and bob bob. Regardless of the smoking-related content in this op/ed, your comments are something you should be ashamed of, particularly because odds are you do not have the balls to go overseas and serve in the armed forces. I understand that you may not agree with the politics of the situation, but who are you to pass judgment on those who do? Whether you realize it or not, a lot of people that join the military and end up deploying do so because they are concerned about the well being of the individuals to their left and right...the politics of the situation rarely come into play, but you probably wouldn't understand that either since you're most likely a person with few friends or mommy and daddy sheltered you through your entire life so you think everything should be handed to you on a silver plate. And if those descriptions did not fit you then I'd be willing to bet that you're probably one of those people who plans to spend the rest of their lives in academia, getting degree after degree for what? So you can be called "doctor" in your history class....WOW what an accomplishment. Those men and women that deploy on your sorry behalf and live away from their families for a year or more have accomplished more in that year than your sorry excuse for a life will ever amount to.

In closing, I hope one day you wake up to find that you've lost everything in life, maybe then you'll start to appreciate things and realize that your complaining landed you there. Get a life, grow up and quit judging those who are willing to put their lives on the line for their friends...but then again, you probably have no friends so you'd never understand that.

And Mr. Rauen, thank you for your service, it is greatly appreciated.

Fred Ma
Sun Nov 22 2009 15:57
cdc.gov/tobacco/data_statistics/fact_sheets/secondhand_smoke/health_effects/lung_cancer/

So the 3,000 deaths for nonsmokers per year isn't true?

And you don't care about what happens to yourself? Surely there are many chemicals in cigarettes? 50 of which are known carcinogens. Sure, you can say the dose is too small to harm you. That's just like shampoos and body wash. They put a soup of toxins but it's small enough so they can say it won't affect you, but with the whole soup of them, I highly doubt it won't do anything. Luckily, I switched to organic shampoo and body wash a few years back.

I don't care about smokers smoking marijuana because I know it's not harmful.

harley davidson
Fri Nov 20 2009 11:55
The correlation that non-smokers get lung cancer from shs/ets is as bogus as getting cancer from a glass of water......
N-nitrosomines NNN is what john hopkins is trying to make a claim at for non-smoker lung cancer and shs.....that dog dont hunt and they know it.....N-nitrosomines is inorganic arsenic.....or pee cancer as some in the industry call it with a chuckle.......heres the deal, first dose makes the poison and here they have definatly lost their collective minds at johns hopkins.....inorganic arsenic is created in the body a chemical process however'' dose makes the poison'' you injest this stuff from eating grilled foods, drinking a glass of water and many other things.....point is dose....epa says that 29 picograms in a glass of water aint gonna harm ya nor will that grilled chicken ya ate lastnite....What your getting bombarded with is the biggest healthscare pack of lies since alcohol prohibition...as they ran the same healthscare campign back then on drink as they are on smoking.......94% WATER VAPOR AND AIR...........I just cant stop laughing.
harley davidson
Fri Nov 20 2009 11:47
You have no constitutional right to clean air none.....non-smokers rights are a fictious agenda made to add to the agenda of the prohibitionists/progressives....are you sure your not a AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY BLOGGER..pay for post....
harley davidson
Fri Nov 20 2009 11:44
tHAT BULL CRAP ABOUT RADIOACTIVE CRAP AND KIDS....the nutty lefties labeled it 3rd and smoke......I note how the person writing it purposely left that connotation out.......heres the laugh about 3rd hand smoke......Let me take one particularly important and egregious example: the January 2nd New York Times article on this research. The article reserves the spotlight closing paragraph of the article to provide the obligatory listing of nasty things found in standard cigarette smoke along with descriptive phraseology (e.g. “hydrogen cyanide, found in chemical weapons; butane, which is used in lighter fluid”). It finishes with one element particularly designed to terrorize parents in today’s world, “polonium-210 (Po210), the highly radioactive carcinogen that was used to murder former Russian spy Alexander V. Litvinenko in 2006.”After reading such an article, what decent parent would allow smoking in their home, even if their children were not present. To go beyond that, what decent parent would even allow their children to associate with children of known smokers or allow smoking granny to stop in for Christmas and irradiate their children with the offgassing of KGB murder weapons? The claims, if true, would go far beyond reducing simple in-home smoking, they would drive deep and destructive wedges into our fundamental social fabric. Still, if true, perhaps the damage would be worth it. But are they true? Or are they the modern equivalent of the “yellow journalism” that has driven our society to irrational actions and even war in times past? I believe the latter is the truth. Since the Times chose to emphasize it in such scary terms, let’s take a look at this KGB killer highlighted in their story, the radioactive Po210. Some elementary research tells us that the Russian was murdered by a dose thought to be about 5 millicuries while a smoker smoking a half pack of cigarettes per day ingests roughly a half picocurie of this element. At typical nonsmoker living or working would likely get roughly a hundredth of the smoker’s dose, or about 5 femtocuries per day. A millicurie is a thousand microcuries, a million nanocuries, a billion picocuries, or a trillion femtocuries.It would take that nonsmoker a trillion days to absorb the dose that killed the Russian. Of course that’s secondhand smoke. What about our children and this “third-hand smoke”? A reasonable estimate for the amount remaining stuck to the 10,000 square feet of walls, ceilings, furniture, floors, and draperies in a reasonably ventilated 2,000+ square foot home would almost certainly be less than 1%, but let’s assume that 1% actually does remain and spreads out over that 10,000 square feet of surface. With ten cigarettes having been smoked while the child was at school and the house then thoroughly aired out, we’d then have 1% of a half picocurie (i.e. 5 femtocuries) spread over that surface. Let us suppose that your child has a “floor-licking fixation” and licks an entire 10 sqare feet of floor sparkly clean every day while your back is turned. That child will then have licked 1/1,000th of those 5 femtocuries into his system: 5 “attocuries.” So, how long would it take such a child to get the “killing dose” of the murdered Russian featured in the Times?In 1,000 days your child would have licked up 5 femtocuries.In one million days, 5 picocuries. In one billion days, 5 nanocuries.In one trillion days, 5 microcuries.It would take one quadrillion days (2.74 trillion years) for that child to absorb 5 millicuries. Unfortunately the universe is only 10 billion years old, so the child would have to lick floors for 274 cycles of our expanding universe to match our radioactive Russian.Of course since he’d normally excrete most of that polonium we’d have to refuse to change his diaper until the end of that period… not a very pleasant thought.And then there’s that whole annoying fact that the half life of polonium is only 138 days, so we’d just have to ignore the laws of physics as well in justifying the Times’ comparison.Even if someone wanted to quibble with these estimates, changing 1% to 10%, or 10 square feet to 100, or 10 cigarettes to 100 cigarettes per day… or even ALL THREE in attacking this argument… we’d STILL be talking three billion years of exposure along with a suspension of the basic laws of biology and physics. Other elements in “third-hand smoke” might be somewhat more concentrated, but still nothing that wouldn’t demand hundred, thousands, or millions of years of assiduous tongue-licking and total constipation. Dr. Kabat’s central point, the undesirability of confusing the science around smoking with the almost superstitious concern about such nonsensical concepts as “third-hand smoke” is valid, but he doesn’t go far enough in condemning either the gullible headline-seeking media or in recognizing the degree of harm caused by researchers whose agenda is driven more by politics than by science.Michael J. McFaddenAuthor of “Dissecting...
harley davidson
Fri Nov 20 2009 11:41
I am one of those veterans and I will smoke any damn place I so please............and here is why.Not just because I have earned my rights but because second hand smoke is a JOKE.....

Outdoor bans are even crazier than indoor bans. The chemical make-up of shs is nearly 94% water vapor and A SLIGHT AMOUNT OF CARBON DIOXIDE with about 3% being carbon monoxide AND 3% CONTAINING THOSE SUPPOSED KILLER CARCENOGENS.........

n-nitrosomines which you hear so much about is actually inorganic arsenic..what they dont tell you is that the measurements they took match the naturally occuring arsenic in the air outside everywhere.
they measured levels at 0-29 picograms....which is totally safe.its the same as drinking a glass of water..the amount has to be 5 million times that to be harmful to humans........you see how they switched it. Trying to blame shs for what is actually a natural thing. The levels of other things in shs if they can be measured at all are millions if not billions of times smaller than the amounts needed to harm anyone......just remember this second hand smoke is a joke within nano seconds from the burn it turns into WATER VAPOR.....Even the exhaled smoke is loaded down with water vapor...osha has said nothing in shs/ets is going to harm you or anyone else.....what shs will do is irritate those with weak immune responces.......thats why shs is classified as a class 3 IRRITANT BY OSHA AND THE EPA.....Remember this a prohibition movement must rely on scare tactics and big money in order to succeed to the level of getting legislation....These outdoor regulations are even crazier than the first claims made for indoor bans.......lets do the silly math if one cig lets off 29 pico grams.We will use the high side of their measurement........and it takes 5 million picograms then thats 5 million divided by 29 = IN CIGARETTES SMOKED AT ONE TIME IN A SEALED ROOM.........172,414 CIGS SMOKED SIMULTANEOUSLY..........DIVIDE THAT BY 20 TO GET PACKS.........8620 PACKS ALL TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME...........SECOND HAND SMOKE IS A JOKE........and this same thing applies to anything they claim in shs/ets.........dont be fooled

As for secondhand smoke in the air, OSHA has stated outright that: "Field studies of environmental tobacco smoke indicate that under normal conditions, the components in tobacco smoke are diluted below existing Permissible Exposure Levels (PELS.) as referenced in the Air Contaminant Standard (29 CFR 1910.1000)...It would be very rare to find a workplace with so much smoking that any individual PEL would be exceeded." -Letter From Greg Watchman, Acting Sec'y, OSHA, To Leroy J Pletten, PHD, July 8, 1997
-harleyrider1978

Fred Ma
Thu Nov 19 2009 23:41
You fought for corporations, not for freedom. This wasn't WWII. This was the Iraq War. The other poster is right. Your friends deserved to die. Serving in the army means you had guts. I think you're very stupid though.

Yeah, smoke isn't dangerous. And that's why the NY Times published "A New Cigarette Hazard"

"Parents who smoke often open a window or turn on a fan to clear the air for their children, but experts now have identified a related threat to children’s health that isn’t as easy to get rid of: third-hand smoke.

That’s the term being used to describe the invisible yet toxic brew of gases and particles clinging to smokers’ hair and clothing, not to mention cushions and carpeting, that lingers long after second-hand smoke has cleared from a room. The residue includes heavy metals, carcinogens and even radioactive materials that young children can get on their hands and ingest, especially if they’re crawling or playing on the floor."

bob bob
Thu Nov 19 2009 17:10
You didn't fight in Afghanistan for our freedoms; you fought so the U.S. could expand its corporate dominance. You and your friends deserved to die in Afghanistan; people there are just fighting the corrupt, soulless, blood sucking, parasitic occupiers (AKA you and your friends).

Also, banning smoking on campus would be constitutional, because smoking around nonsmokers is unconstitutional because it infringes on the rights of nonsmokers by harming their health! You are not very smart are you... easy to see why you got sucked into believing you are this hero fighting for our freedoms. Keep smoking, hopefully you'll die sooner and we will have one less idiot on the planet.

kevin potter
Thu Nov 19 2009 12:18
A 2009 study from Johns Hopkins titled 'Lung cancer in never smokers: clinical epidemiology and environmental risk factors'

'Primary factors closely tied to lung cancer in never smokers include exposure to known and suspected carcinogens including radon, second-hand tobacco smoke, and other indoor air pollutants.'

Ima Stupid
Thu Nov 19 2009 10:18
Glad to see there is at least one intelligent and rational person on this campus.

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